i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
