he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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