He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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