I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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