you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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