Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
