We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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