: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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