his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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