You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
