Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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