Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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