no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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