I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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