i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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