just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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