Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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