this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
