How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i think i scared a bird with my dick
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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