Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
