My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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