Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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