I just cut my nipple shaving
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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