C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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