if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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