I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
