yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
The adults are the big ones right?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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