Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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