He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
