Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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