Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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