what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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