just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
