Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
