Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
