you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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