Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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