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say what?
wanna hang out?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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