Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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