I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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