She said her name was "party"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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