how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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