He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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