I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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