i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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