How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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