So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I cut my penus on the lid.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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