Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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