Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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