Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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