did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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