YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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