yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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