I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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