seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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