walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I believe in your delicious
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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