i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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