It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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