It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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