Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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